Torvald the Blond!

3
Dec

Civil War

Can someone give me the lowdown on the UO - OSU rivalry? I moved up here from Texas, so the running gags were that everyone that went to UT was a “teasipper” and everyone that went to A&M was a hillbilly yokel of Texas-sized proportions.

The only experience I have with an OSU alum is my ex-roommate, who was awesome, an engineer, and loved to code to Dragonforce. And the only experience I have with a Duck was my downstairs neighbor, who had a keg of Arrogant Bastard in his place and once almost toppled down our front steps when Jared’s parents were in town…

So, people, what are the generalizations of UO and OSU?

3
Dec

disgustingthingsihaveeaten:

Exotic Late Night Drunken Street Food of The Day: Pizzacone. It’s pizza in cone form! Comes in a variety of flavors such as fried chicken and a four cheese blend that includes both bleu cheese and chèvre. If you are anything like us—and god help you if you are—you’ll be thinking about or even craving the Pizzacone next time you stumble out of a bar 5 bourbons deep on an empty stomach.

OH MAN! We are truly one step away from the Pizza Blanket, people!

3
Dec

More Men Have Something They Want to Get Off Their Chests -- Their Shirts

jessicabreedlove:

Man cleavage — plunging necklines slit open to reveal chest hair, pectoral muscles, maybe more — is back.

Of course this comes from the Wall Street Journal.

THE DIAMOND!

2
Dec

Where’s the boy, String?

2
Dec

There is a black one of these parked under my building right now…

2
Dec

“Helly Hansen was the brains of the whole entire caper”

1
Dec

DIMETRODON!

If you thought this creature was a dinosaur, you’d be way, way wrong…

1
Dec

Alec Baldwin: I'm Quitting Acting In 2012

jaredm:

kateoplis:

“I consider my entire movie career a complete failure. The goal of moviemaking is to star in a film where your performance drives the film, and the film is either a soaring critical or commercial success, and I never had that.”

Did he not see himself in Beetlejuice?

“Hey look! We even shop at the same store! Hermano.”

He can’t do that! Then we’ll be stuck with Stephen!

1
Dec

ronghorse:

abelson:

#488: archie bell & the drells - tighten up (1968)

i absolutely cannot believe that no one called this sweet steaming slice of funk pie to my attention (what an atrocious way to start a sentence, but oh well) when i wrote about yellow magic orchestra’s early-80s tighten up cover. it’s sad that archie bell & the drells weren’t japanese too, but on the plus side they had matching blue suits, a bearded guitarist in a polka-dotted blouse, and a bespectacled drummer who looked like he was wetting himself when he soloed. plus, the vhs tape wobble that hits three quarters into the song, after archie tells the drells to “make it mellow,” sounds like endtroducing without dj shadow.

I was the middle dancer.

The irony is that Archie Bell actually stole this song from the Drells…what a dick.

30
Nov

(Compliments of JP)

Torvald the Blond!

I spilled my Orange Julius! jesse dot null at gmail dot commmmmm

Civil War

I spilled my Orange Julius!

jesse dot null at gmail dot commmmmm