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jesse dot null at gmail dot commmmmm</description><title>Torvald the Blond!</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @nullisnotzero)</generator><link>http://nullisnotzero.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>killdatmuthafckr:

Outkast -...</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="336"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/vXmqauitBkM&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/vXmqauitBkM&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://killdatmuthafckr.tumblr.com/post/237850531"&gt;killdatmuthafckr&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;Outkast&lt;/b&gt; - &lt;i&gt;SpottieOttieDopaliscious&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;“Now who else wanna fuck with Hollywood Cole?”&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://nullisnotzero.tumblr.com/post/238186270</link><guid>http://nullisnotzero.tumblr.com/post/238186270</guid><pubDate>Mon, 09 Nov 2009 08:35:30 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>Will somebody please give Joe LoTruglio his own show already?</title><description>&lt;p&gt;Will somebody please give Joe LoTruglio his own show already?&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://nullisnotzero.tumblr.com/post/236392434</link><guid>http://nullisnotzero.tumblr.com/post/236392434</guid><pubDate>Sat, 07 Nov 2009 15:35:01 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>It’s true folks…I hate pants.  Can’t stand...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://12.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kspj04rITP1qz6xq9o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;It’s true folks…I hate pants.  Can’t stand wearing them, and unless i’m outside, I normally don’t.  People have routines when they get home from work, and mine is to get out of my pants as soon as possible.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://nullisnotzero.tumblr.com/post/235291255</link><guid>http://nullisnotzero.tumblr.com/post/235291255</guid><pubDate>Fri, 06 Nov 2009 13:43:15 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>Movies that were shot in Astoria, Oregon:


Come See The...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://9.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kspczhldDf1qz6xq9o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Movies that were shot in Astoria, Oregon:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;a href="http://us.imdb.com/Title?0099291"&gt;Come See The Paradise&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;
&lt;a href="http://us.imdb.com/Title?0099938"&gt;Kindergarten Cop&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/li&gt;
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&lt;a href="http://us.imdb.com/Title?0106965"&gt;Free Willy&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/li&gt;
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&lt;a href="http://us.imdb.com/Title?0089218"&gt;The Goonies&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/li&gt;
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&lt;a href="http://us.imdb.com/Title?0091949"&gt;Short Circuit&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/li&gt;
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&lt;a href="http://us.imdb.com/Title?0108308"&gt;Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/li&gt;
&lt;/ul&gt;</description><link>http://nullisnotzero.tumblr.com/post/235198010</link><guid>http://nullisnotzero.tumblr.com/post/235198010</guid><pubDate>Fri, 06 Nov 2009 11:33:16 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>Corythosaurus</title><description>&lt;a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Corythosaurus"&gt;Corythosaurus&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://static.howstuffworks.com/gif/dinosaur-images-091-resize.jpg" width="300" height="400"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://nullisnotzero.tumblr.com/post/235175544</link><guid>http://nullisnotzero.tumblr.com/post/235175544</guid><pubDate>Fri, 06 Nov 2009 11:00:53 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>I am sweating at my desk right now</title><description>&lt;p&gt;And this office smells like velveeta and pickles.  My body is pissed at me.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://nullisnotzero.tumblr.com/post/235148624</link><guid>http://nullisnotzero.tumblr.com/post/235148624</guid><pubDate>Fri, 06 Nov 2009 10:22:30 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>killdatmuthafckr:

Madlib (Taken from the August 2009 issue of...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://4.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksnv7tc4bj1qzhts7o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://killdatmuthafckr.tumblr.com/post/234374199"&gt;killdatmuthafckr&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;Madlib&lt;/b&gt; (Taken from the August 2009 issue of Wire)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;One of my top 5 musical heroes, maybe even heroes in general. His philosophy is so ON POINT.&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Crate Diggin…&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://nullisnotzero.tumblr.com/post/234379902</link><guid>http://nullisnotzero.tumblr.com/post/234379902</guid><pubDate>Thu, 05 Nov 2009 16:18:21 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>upnorthtrip:

NBAds: Larry Johnson x Converse

Grand-ma-ma...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://22.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksi3daz6nS1qzbwkjo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://upnorthtrips.com/post/234374309/nbads-larry-johnson-x-converse"&gt;upnorthtrip&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;NBAds: Larry Johnson x Converse&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Grand-ma-ma auto-reblog&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://nullisnotzero.tumblr.com/post/234375698</link><guid>http://nullisnotzero.tumblr.com/post/234375698</guid><pubDate>Thu, 05 Nov 2009 16:13:38 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>The greatest news in the history of great news.</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://ladymisskate.tumblr.com/post/234276811"&gt;ladymisskate&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;A restaurant devoted entirely to &lt;a href="http://sfist.com/2009/11/05/grilled_cheese_coming_to_south_park.php"&gt;GRILLED CHEESE SANDWICHES&lt;/a&gt; is coming to San Francisco.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Excuse me while I lose my mind.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Shame, since us up here in Portland have been enjoying &lt;a href="http://www.grilledcheesegrill.com/"&gt;just such a restaurant&lt;/a&gt; for a while now…&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://nullisnotzero.tumblr.com/post/234281334</link><guid>http://nullisnotzero.tumblr.com/post/234281334</guid><pubDate>Thu, 05 Nov 2009 14:20:33 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>Evidence-Based Medicine</title><description>&lt;a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2009/11/08/magazine/08Healthcare-t.html?_r=1&amp;hp"&gt;Evidence-Based Medicine&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;We do a lot of work with this hospital, and they are seriously on point when it comes to smart medicine.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://nullisnotzero.tumblr.com/post/234178898</link><guid>http://nullisnotzero.tumblr.com/post/234178898</guid><pubDate>Thu, 05 Nov 2009 12:11:16 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>dalasverdugo:

This Leno sketch got pretty dark.

I blame the...</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="231"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.hulu.com/embed/2MXqeD87WTWeSeNRWVezUg" /&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true" /&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.hulu.com/embed/2MXqeD87WTWeSeNRWVezUg" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="400" height="231"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://dalasverdugo.com/post/234134965/this-leno-sketch-got-pretty-dark"&gt;dalasverdugo&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;This Leno sketch got pretty dark.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I blame the denim-on-denim ensemble he’s rocking…&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://nullisnotzero.tumblr.com/post/234140410</link><guid>http://nullisnotzero.tumblr.com/post/234140410</guid><pubDate>Thu, 05 Nov 2009 11:15:02 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>UPDATE:These shoes are $700.
Why are nice dress shoes so...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://1.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksnfcwxs5T1qz6xq9o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;UPDATE:These shoes are $700.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Why are nice dress shoes so frieking expensive?&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://nullisnotzero.tumblr.com/post/234109041</link><guid>http://nullisnotzero.tumblr.com/post/234109041</guid><pubDate>Thu, 05 Nov 2009 10:29:00 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>Opinions &amp; Columns - The Onion</title><description>&lt;p&gt;Letters To The Editor&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Dear The Onion,&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Thanks for keeping the whole DUI/stripper incident on the DL and off the front page. I owe you one.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;J. Biden, Washington, D.C.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;(&lt;a href="http://www.theonion.com/content/opinion"&gt;source&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://nullisnotzero.tumblr.com/post/233269010</link><guid>http://nullisnotzero.tumblr.com/post/233269010</guid><pubDate>Wed, 04 Nov 2009 14:53:23 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>GPOYW - “Wedding Dude” edition</title><description>&lt;img src="http://12.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kslvzmCvWo1qz6xq9o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;GPOYW - “Wedding Dude” edition&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://nullisnotzero.tumblr.com/post/233252487</link><guid>http://nullisnotzero.tumblr.com/post/233252487</guid><pubDate>Wed, 04 Nov 2009 14:33:22 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>“Singles” - My favorite part…plus a Cornell...</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="336"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/7J5H8YzfARE&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/7J5H8YzfARE&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;“Singles” - My favorite part…plus a Cornell Cameo!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://nullisnotzero.tumblr.com/post/233133280</link><guid>http://nullisnotzero.tumblr.com/post/233133280</guid><pubDate>Wed, 04 Nov 2009 11:57:20 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>Dear Internet</title><description>&lt;p&gt;Can you please find the clip from Indiana Jones (Raiders of the Lost Ark) where he sneers and says “Belloq?”&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;And if you can’t give me that, how about the “Bad Dates” scene where the monkey dies?&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://nullisnotzero.tumblr.com/post/233105887</link><guid>http://nullisnotzero.tumblr.com/post/233105887</guid><pubDate>Wed, 04 Nov 2009 11:18:32 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>RIP Claude Levi-Strauss, French Structuralism</title><description>&lt;img src="http://18.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kslgf1aJKg1qz6xq9o1_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20091103/ap_on_en_ot/eu_obit_france_levi_strauss"&gt;RIP Claude Levi-Strauss, French Structuralism&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://nullisnotzero.tumblr.com/post/233006540</link><guid>http://nullisnotzero.tumblr.com/post/233006540</guid><pubDate>Wed, 04 Nov 2009 08:57:00 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>Dear SEPTA,</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://thewordunheard.tumblr.com/post/232200017/dear-septa"&gt;thewordunheard&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;You are diots. You’re seriously striking because your contract wasn’t going to include salary raises this year? We’re in a recession — NOBODY IS GETTING SALARY RAISES THIS YEAR.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I’m not anti-union AT ALL, but I am anti-unions-thinking-that-they-can-just-demand-shit-without-taking-reality-into-account.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;

&lt;p&gt;The hospital I work at just completed negotiations with the union, and managed to keep a 3% raise out of this year’s pay structure…but instead caved to the demand that union workers receive a one-time lump sum payment…equal to 3% of their salary.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://nullisnotzero.tumblr.com/post/232205156</link><guid>http://nullisnotzero.tumblr.com/post/232205156</guid><pubDate>Tue, 03 Nov 2009 14:04:32 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>"Organic production, for example, may protect workers from certain chemicals, but it otherwise has no..."</title><description>“Organic production, for example, may protect workers from certain chemicals, but it otherwise has no bearing on work conditions like wages or sanitation facilities.”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.slate.com/id/2234329/"&gt;In Defense of Big Farms&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Not sure that I agree with the full premise, but it does raise some interesting questions.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://nullisnotzero.tumblr.com/post/231019521</link><guid>http://nullisnotzero.tumblr.com/post/231019521</guid><pubDate>Mon, 02 Nov 2009 11:26:43 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>Robbery Foiled by Steak</title><description>&lt;a href="http://www.omaha.com/article/20091031/NEWS01/710319920"&gt;Robbery Foiled by Steak&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://meatcrimes.tumblr.com/post/230990398/robbery-foiled-by-steak"&gt;meatcrimes&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Is there anything steak can’t do?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img alt="Photo by thebittenword.com" src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3033/2589279995_f29574b45e.jpg" width="235" height="156"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I think is seriously becoming my favorite blog…&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://nullisnotzero.tumblr.com/post/230996099</link><guid>http://nullisnotzero.tumblr.com/post/230996099</guid><pubDate>Mon, 02 Nov 2009 10:51:22 -0800</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
